Hi, first of all, thank you for taking the time to read my new and improved profile. For those of you who look at this and say, 'oh my god, I don't have time to read a novel', I'd like to say, no worries I'd be right there with you! Anyway, it has taken me about six months to get around to doing this, sorry my bad but, I hope yalls enjoy! (I heard this really nice lady with a southern accent say 'yalls' with an 's' and oh my god, I loved it.) Just for the shits and grins of it, I looked at the 'Writing Ideas' thing. Omfg, what a joke. Now, if you want me to, I can, only if requested by enough people, throw out this whole thing and just use the suggestions of this wonderfun and amazing site. I'm a fun, outgoing, and very social guy. (Well, at least I think I'm fun, feel free to lay down the law and tell me I'm crazy.) I have a quit wit which has gotten me in more trouble than I could have ever imagined. Conversation, oh my god, I love it. I've spent more nights up talking with friends than I have, well never mind, I don't want to go to extremes. I have a great sense of humor which, just so happens to be one of my favorit qualities in people. (Disclaimer: Sense of humor works on most, but if you're in that .0001% of dull people, then you may not get me.) In other words, if you've got a great sense of humor, I'll like you, no question! I'm a shorts and flops kinda guy for sure. My versions of heaven ALWAYS involve a warm climate and a beach. (That is except for the few rare times that it doesn't.) Oh, and well usually a beer or mixed drink. No, I'm not an alcoholic, well, at least not yet. That was one of those jokes. Did you get it? (If not see disclaimer and consider not continuing on.) Moving along, I can definitely dress with the best when the time calls for it. I'm not one of those grungy guys at all. Think of a beach preppy. That's how I'd describe my self. Now onto my interests. Basically everything. Yes I'm totally serious, everything. I consider myself to be a very well rounded person. Pick a place and/or a thing to do and I'll be there with you having a blast. I love both the outdoors and the city. I'll break this up into 3 categories: 1.) The summer, 2.) The winter, and 3.) Things that can be done in both the summer and the winter. 1.) The summer! Oh yes indeed, my favorite time of the year! No question at all! (And for your information, I'm not a big fan of committing to favorites.) Rambling ceased and moving along. When it comes to the city, it's all fun for me. I love sitting on a patio having lunch, dinner, drinks, and great conversation. Going to a baseball game just to drink beer and eat hot dogs is one of the all time great ways to have fun. (Now this will shock you, I'm not even a big sports fan. Yep, totally true.) I love taking my black lab, he is GREAT, to the park or hiking. He's one of my best friends, so if you spend time with me, you'll get to spend time with him. No worries though, he doesn't bite, well that often. I'm a very active person so I love being outdoors. What a segway. (That was an accident, I totally didn't plan it.) Did I mention that I love being outside? Ok, I love the mountains. I'm a rock climber and it's totally amazing! You should try it, well unless you already have, and if that's the case, do it again. Rambling stopped. Spending a weekend hiking and camping occasionally makes it into my heaven dreams. (It always does if climbing is involved.) I always try to make it out to a patio at least once a week, so be prepared. Ok, need to remind myself to keep this kinda short and be gentle on the rambling action. 2.)The winter! Not the best time of the year but hey, I still have fun. Waking up and looking out the window, to have your breath taken away at seeing the ground, trees, deck, etc... covered in snow is one of the greatest and most beautiful things in the world. I'm not the biggest fan of the cold however, it doesn't bother me that much. Having said that, I love snow camping! It's a total blast. On my list of things to do in the next few years is ice climbing. Take a second and think about it from a guy's perspective. Ice climbers get a pair of ice axes (how cool is that) and crampons (the steel spiked shoes). That alone makes me want to try it. On top of it, there's the danger factor. Omfg, how cool! 3.) Things that can be done in both the summer and the winter. Traveling! I love it! This may be my favorite thing to do! Yes, even over sex! (Hint, you can have sex while traveling! Remember that I don't like committing to favorites. So when I typed that it may be my favorite thing to do, I was letting you know how much I truly love it.) I've been all over the states, pretty fun. Now to the cool part. I'm not going to list each city/country, might take a while but, I've been all over Central America, to places in Europe, including the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. My travels have completely opened my eyes to the rest of the world. I've met so many amazing people, seen so many beautiful places, and had so much fun traveling that I can honestly type that it may has had the most influence over my life. Although it sometimes interferes with my social life, I really enjoy reading. I haven't turned the telly (british for TV) on in about a week and a half (at the time I'm writing this.) Oh my flip flops, this is getting long. Sorry yalls, gonna try and speed this up a bit. I also like the theater (no I'm not gay), art, history, art history, science, etc... Think back to earlier when I typed that I like to do everything. Ok, the physical appearance. I have dark brownish/blackish hair. It's got that messy spiky thing going on. Oh, and I've got a tad bit of the salt-n-pepper action. Nothing bad and I've been told that it's sexy. (It is only a little bit and only on my temples.) I'll leave that up to you. My eyes are a mixture between brown, green, hazel, and blue. I think they are pretty cool looking. I keep myself in shape. Remember, I'm a rock climber, so I need to stay trim or else I'll be hauling a load up the rock. Now, having typed that, I'm not a toothpick and I'm certainly not a meat head. Just balanced in my opinion. Oh, and I'm a whopping 6 ft tall. The tonnage on me is 170. Again, just balanced.

My Ideal Person Ok, now this could also be complicated. No worries though, if you were brave enough to get this far (did I mention that I wouldn't be one of you brave souls), then I owe it to you to continue.

Well, first of all, if you see any similarities between the person you've read about, (I'm typing about me now, or at least I hope that I was describing me) and yourself, then that's a start. I've learned that I get along with, well pretty much everyone. I take care of myself and like that quality in people I date/meet/what not. You don't have to be perfect, however if you are then I might put you on display in a museum.

Oh my flip flops, my fingers are starting to fall off. I'm not trying to cut this short, but I don't want to eliminate anyone by typing about qualities that I like and/or dislike. Let's type, talk, whatever and see if there's a spark or a connection and take it from there. Pics are available by request. If we don't feel it, friends are always welcome.

If you want to know more about me then feel free to ask. I hope you enjoyed my profile and I'd like to wish you a nice life!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Sorry, not going to commit here either.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Not possible, what a tease. Just one. Ok, anything on a beach
for sure. The hard part about this question is I have way
to many and they constantly change. This is for the next
question. Hmmm, I don't really fantasize about role
playing to much to be honest. I've done it before and
no doubt it's fun.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Again, just one! Well let's see, simply the fact that
they are gorgeous for starters. Some of these questions
are actually kind of funny.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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